March 2012
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While in the mall yesterday...
You know *those* girls - the ones with the perfectly straight hair, Uggs, skinny, stylishly draped sweatpants, and shallow personality? I walked by a pair of them at the mall yesterday however they were college aged so I figured the high school shallow had left. We passed each other outside a Victoria's Secrets
Girl 1: Have you seen their new model? *nods her head at the store front*
Girl 2: Nope.
Girl 1: Their new model has a big fucking gap in her teeth.
kshakdjhkjsahxzjjk WHAT?! That model also has *perfect* body proportions and is fucking gorgeous - and you're pissed about the gap in her teeth?
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February 2012
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Feb 29th
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“President Obama once said he wants everybody in America to go to college. What a...”
– Republican presidential candidate RICK SANTORUM, on Sunday’s Meet The Press. (While I see where he’s coming from (kinda), what’s so terrible about people educating themselves??? Seriously dude.) (via the Los Angeles Times) The thing is, Santorum actually believes this. But in his...
Feb 27th
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I want to know what everyone's first fandom was.
Haha, Highlander and then Stargate SG-1. <3 warp69: oh god uhh.. zelda? probably zelda. harry potter shortly after, then lord of the rings :D
Feb 27th
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I am not Tumblr famous. I love when people talk to...
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“He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape....”
– John Oliver on Rick Santorum, The Bugle 183 (via sixpencesoulcake) Amen to this.
Feb 20th
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Please, reblog if you're among the BBC Sherlock...
Hells yeah.
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ListenI fucking lost it at the opera rapping! Laughed so...
Feb 16th
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Best way to get someone to change their minds!
Anti-Gay Person (AGP): No homo! Homosexuality is a sin!
Me: *ahem* 'Cuse me.
AGP: *with mild suspicion* Yes?
Me: I don't really want a fight with you, but I'd truly like to know why you think allowing a person to marry who they love is a sin.
AGP: *gives me a "are-you-fucking-crazy?" look*
Me: No, seriously. I want to understand your rationale.
AGP: Okay... well it says in the Bible "A man shall not lay with another man as he lays with a woman." Haven't you read the Bible before young lady?
Me: Actually I have...
AGP: Oh! So you're a true believer?!
Me: Nope. I'm a Jewish atheist. *can't help smug little smile*
AGP: Heathen.
Me: That's me. So, back to the point - you think homosexuality is wrong because it was written in the book of the Lord?
AGP: *firmly* Yes. The Good Lord passed His word among us for *all* of us to hear.
Me: Okay, fair enough. Do you know where Christianity sprang from? Y'know, the culture it originated in?
AGP: *looking confused but determined* Uh yeah. Rome of course. Why?
Me: Historical context. Homosexuality was outlawed for the exact same reason magic was outlawed in the Bible - because the pagan Romans were doing it.
AGP: It figures. Pagans and their nasty homo rituals.
Me: Actually, they practiced a thing called pederasty which is not at all homosexuality in the modern sense - it was a loving relationship between a dominant and a submissive male. Both of which enjoyed women. *to the sneering look on his face* Things were different then.
AGP: Disgusting! Thank the Lord Christianity came and brought the Lord's Grace.
Me: So, you think it's alright for men to beat women?
AGP: What? No, of course not. ...why?
Me: It was perfectly acceptable back in the 50s.
AGP: Well, times were different then.
Me: Oh so you mean historical context matters? *as non-sarcastically as possible*
AGP: *opens mouth to answer and then closes it - several times*
Me: *looks to anti-gay sign* Next time think before you believe blindly. *walk away feeling unbelievably smug*
First of all, yes this did actually happen - an anti-gay protester decided to be a human being long enough to have a conversation. I'm not saying I changed his mind about gays or gay rights, but I got him to *think* (I hope). Thinking is one of the greatest things we can do for ourselves and yet, sometimes, seldom done.
As an aside: do you have any idea how hard it is to keep cool, calm, and jovial during a conversation like this? I attempted to add in the non-verbal context, but his whole demeanor was one of thinly disguised hate and disgust. The "young lady" part was incredibly patronizing! I almost stopped there, but it was worth the temporary aggravation.
Feb 16th
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Reblog if you're a girl who likes girls, a boy who...
Heteroflexible and loving/respecting everyone no matter what. rapidfireredhead: darwinsminion: hello-itsgrande: Straight without H8  <3
Feb 16th
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Valentine's Day tomorrow, you know what that... →
EVEN BETTER! “I’m having a ME PARTAY!” answertolifeis42: gingervalkyrie: Singles Appreciation Day? Nope. A ME PARTY!
Feb 14th
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Valentine's Day tomorrow, you know what that... →
Singles Appreciation Day?
Feb 14th
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“Rape culture is telling girls and women to be careful about what you wear, how...”
– I might just copy and paste this so I can have this perfect answer ready when people say things like “but how does this “rape culture” actually affect women?”  (via watsonesque)
Feb 14th
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So... I have a "religious" confession to make:
I’m an atheist Jew and I really dislike Christians.  Now before you get jumping on my back about “love thy neighbor” and that I’m condemning an entire religion/people/whatever, I truly mean to say I hate specific Christians who tend to be Fundamentalists, but are not always and are sometimes much much more insidious than Fundies.  I have never ever attempted to explain my...
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Reblog if you want "Have You Ever" questions in... →
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Voldemort rose to power in 1997. He destroyed all...
YES! I will eagerly await my letter. partylikeits1981: angstier: createyourself42: HARRY POTTER FANS, YOUR LETTERS ARE STILL OUT THERE. HAVE FAITH! DAMN YOU VOLDEMORT!
Feb 6th
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galaslaeg asked: We must be soul mates or something!
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