True story. Over half my conversations on anything vaguely intellectual now include context.
YES.
But honestly, nothing happens without context.
Reblog if you say “fuck” more than 5 times a day.
Just 5? I say “fuck” a whole fuck-ton more than 5 times a day :D
(Source: prettykidgalaxy)
CAPTAIN AMERICA. SO CUTE.
The rest of it though. A serpent and VIOLENCE?! Oh my god.
But a mansion sounds great. |D
HEY, LOOK ANOTHER ONE! MY VIRTUAL WEAKNESS.
Marry: Thor ( :D )
Live: Asgard ( :D )
Kids: None ( :D )
Cars: The Bifrost. ( :D )
Kink: Violence ( Rough sex? Yes, please. :D )
Job: Spy ( Shit, son, I’m awesome. :D )
omfg Jenny all your grinny faces had me cracking up idek WHY but they did. XD
Marry: Cap! ♥♥♥
Live: Mansion (Tony’d better be giving us an army of housekeepers for our wedding gift then, because no way am I cleaning a whole mansion every week)
Kids: THREE? WHY?
Cars: Vintage motorbike (Awr it fits~)
Kink: Roleplay
Job: Secret Agent
Marry: Loki
Live: Shack in South America (UNACCEPTABLE)
Kids: None
Cars: Company car
Kink: Body Paint (wat)
Job: Nanny ( |: )WELL YOUR HUSBAND IS PRONE TO TEMPER TANTRUMS :’D
There is nothing about this that I don’t like.
(Source: tmacphisto)
Via Sad but True
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This isn’t true. Thumb position is determined by genetics - people within the same family will have their thumbs in the same position with clasped hands no matter what hand is dominant.
For instance, I’m a rightie, but when I clasp my hands together, my left thumb is on top.
Species: Time Lord
Bestfriend: Bruce Banner
Roommate: Castiel
First Kiss: Ten
Boyfriend: Clint Barton
Murderer: Loki
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I’M OK WITH ALL OF THIS!
No redo required! :D
Species: Time Lord
Best friend: Thor
Roommate: Rory
First Kiss: Sherlock
Boyfriend: Thor
Murderer: Loki
HAHAHAHA! I love it! And my best friend and boyfriend are the same person :D
(Source: travelingwithamadmaninabluebox)
Via Leafy: The Girl and the Stuff She Likes
Someone save these poor souls
Oh there is a crack in the universe on my mom’s car windshield. Doctor come save us!
Err… I’d be more interested in the immediate… who’s driving?
(Source: sing-me2-sleep)
For an opera singer, he made a remarkably amazing Jean Valjean! And the end of the concert, oh god, where he reprises this song and fucking *blows* everyone out of the water. Everyone but the original Jean Valjean (who’s name I am ashamedly blanking on! Colm… something)
Via we're all mad here
And then Fantasy Literature rides in on a unicorn and is like ‘COME ON SCI-FI. LET’S GO FIGHT DRAGONS ON THE MOON AND LEAVE THESE BORING BASTARDS WITH THEIR TEA.’
Art by Tom Gauld.
What I really love is when Proper Literature steals Science Fiction’s jetpack and goes for a joyride, and then comes back and tries to claim that it was all metaphorical and it’s not one of Those People.
Proper Lit wouldn’t stand for being accused of being one of Those People. Besides, jet packs are better.
Omg imagine if it was pouring with rain and just ugh so cosy and umf
Imagine waking up in the middle of a snowstorm. It’d be like a reverse snowglobe.
REVERSE.
SNOWGLOBE.
Wow that’s amazing. Want.
About me
Hey all! I'm the Ginger Valkyrie! I'm called this mostly because I'm a ginger (a red head for the uninitiated) and because I study German longsword as part of HEMA (Historical European Martial Arts). I'm also a ski instructor, an archaeologist, an atheist, a singer, a huge nerd, and a general purveyor of knowledge. I seem to know a lot (or just enough to BS it) about many many topics - some which will undoubtedly appear here :DWelcome!
